Stuff On My Desk: Nunzilla

Nunzillas
There’s none like Nunzilla. Except for, well, that other Nunzilla right next to her.

I have stuff, and some of it is on my desk.

No, there’s no Photoshop trickery at work there, I actually have TWO fire-breathing windup nun dolls on my desk. I know what you’re thinking: “Isn’t six the standard?” A common misconception. No, a duo of walking, flint-spark-spewing sisters gets the job done.

My original Nunzilla  stopped breathing hellfire some time ago, and I felt her stern expression and ruler of righteousness weren’t enough to give me that constant sense of impending damnation. Hence I purchased an emergency backup Nunzilla, and now once again my days are filled with anxiety and the vague smell of incense.

Nunzilla has been a novelty store staple for years, often displayed amongst such stalwarts of shenanigans as the fake dog crap and the whoopee-cushion. Thanks to some enterprising toy executive, it’s possible for folks with a troubled Catholic upbringing to freaking weird themselves out all day long.

Amen.

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Stuff on My Desk – Bacon Mutant Ninja Turtle

Bacon Mutant Ninja Turtle
Ninjitsu + hickory smoked pork products = DELICIOUS JUSTICE!

I have stuff and some of it is on my desk.

OK, technically this should fall under Stuff NEAR my desk. You can only fit so much awesome in a single cubicle and I’m already in there. Yes, that’s a large piece of bacon dressed like Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, two ragingly epic things joining forces to capture (and clog) the heart of the internet.

OK, it’s not real bacon, just an incredible simulation. Click on the image for a closer look. Bacon Buddy, as we call him around the office, is a synthetic bacon being left over from a colleague’s birthday celebration, and the costume comes from last year’s Halloween party. It makes us all feel safer knowing that we have a bona fide superhero in the house, ready to thwart anything that might need thwarting.

Pigabunga, dudes!

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