I have stuff, and some of it is on my desk.
Not so much on my desk as threateningly close to it, this morbidly meloncholy manservant has been scaring the bejesus out of my coworkers (and me occasionally) most Octobers for the last few years. He was originally a birthday present (thanks Shannon!) but he’s since become a Halloween tradition. Everyone gets used to having him around, but all it takes is one trip to the printer where you’re particularly focused on work (go figure), you turn a corner, and suddenly you’re confronted by this freaky little s.o.b. Bladder control is the name of the game, and you’d better have it if you’re going to work around this guy.
This year Creepy Butler Dude is joined by internet sensation and curmudgeonly cantankerous kitty Grumpy Cat (thanks, Sue!). Truly a match made in hell. Not entirely sure what their relationship is. One might be serving the other either as a minion or an entree. It could go either way, but the two combine to make a potent combination of festive morbidity and knee-jerk negativity.
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