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College Quest Conundrum

There are of course many things to consider when choosing a college or university. Does the campus have a moat around it? If so, is it stocked with the best breed of piranha? And if so, do they brush and floss regularly for the most efficient flesh-filleting action?

Things to ponder.

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Baby of Beelzebub

I suppose every parent at some point or other believes their child to be the spawn of the devil, but poor Rosemary (as played by Mia Farrow in 1968’s Rosemary’s Baby) actually had a demon bun in the oven. And while being a professional Youtuber IS actually a thing, tell me your mom wouldn’t rather you become a podiatrist.

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