Bacon Mutant Ninja Turtle

Ninjitsu + hickory smoked pork products = DELICIOUS JUSTICE!

I have stuff and some of it is on my desk.

OK, technically this should fall under Stuff NEAR my desk. You can only fit so much awesome in a single cubicle and I’m already in there. Yes, that’s a large piece of bacon dressed like Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, two ragingly epic things joining forces to capture (and clog) the heart of the internet.

OK, it’s not real bacon, just an incredible simulation. Click on the image for a closer look. Bacon Buddy, as we call him around the office, is a synthetic bacon being left over from a colleague’s birthday celebration, and the costume comes from last year’s Halloween party. It makes us all feel safer knowing that we have a bona fide superhero in the house, ready to thwart anything that might need thwarting.

Pigabunga, dudes!

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