Special thanks to the good folks at Seventh Sanctum, creators of the Lovecraftian name generator I used to create the name of the character above. Sometimes it seems that good old Howard Phillips came up with the names of the Elder Gods after a particularly unpleasant round of oral surgery.
After his long slumber in sunken R’lyeh comes to an end, everyone assumes that dread Cthulhu wants to get right to the whole world domination thing. Sure that’s on the agenda, but maybe he’ll want to have breakfast first. And once he’s had a croissant or two, maybe he wants a little “me” time, so he throws a cooler in the back of the old hovercraft and spends the day cruising the waterways.
It could happen.