Give that lizard a hand. A hand turkey, that is. I remember doing hand turkeys in kindergarten and it always struck me as a limited medium. Trace your hand, give it a beak and some feathers, then move on. It was only recently that I thought to combine hand turkeys with my fondness for kaiju films, so here we are. I posted this genetic nightmare to The Gerbil’s Facebook page (click on over and join) and Twitter feed (follow me, bro) and figured, for the sake of the Thanksgiving holiday, Turkey-zilla needs to be shared with the world.